You think Netflix > peopleĭo I go out or stay in? Is that really a question? You never regret a night spent binge watching your favorite television show. Trying to get work done is nearly impossible when your phone won't stop buzzing. There should be an expiration date on group texts - as in, once you finally figure out your weekend trip, it disappears. There's nothing more annoying than trying to sleep while your phone won't STFU. They're too short or too tall he has bad teeth or she has an annoying voice - the list goes on and on. Instead of trying to see the glass half full, you think of all the negatives these people you're meeting are displaying - even if it's out of their control. This is especially true in the dating sense. When you dislike people, meeting new people seems like a drag. As soon as you meet someone, you only think of the cons ![]() Why do people other than my Grandma (Sorry, Grandma, you know I love you.) still leave voicemails? Isn't this what e-mail was invented for?ĭo you really expect me to remember the phone number or information you just left on my voicemail? Text it or e-mail it, so it can be referred to if necessary. ![]() Voicemails make you want to f*cking scream Sure, it may not be as efficient, but it's better than the alternative. Shoot over a text and let that person respond at his or her convenience. You don't know what the other person is doing, so it's best not to disrupt with a call. Who wants to talk on the phone? I highly doubt anyone wants my raspy voice in their ear. You get pissed when people call you when they could be texting you While other people may get annoyed when it's raining or snowing, you are secretly celebrating because it's another night you get to spend cuddled up in your bed watching Netflix.Ĭall your best friend (because, honestly, you can only tolerate one person), invite her over and let the television and Seamless marathon commence. You don't mind inclement weather because it gives you an excuse to stay in You didn't really want to go out anyway, did you? The best part is, you're not the assh*le in this situation because little does the other person know, you couldn't care less if you went through with these plans or not. You get really excited when people cancel plans with you ![]() This same concept can be applied to urinals - men, I know you feel me on that one. When there are 10 other available seats, why would a person voluntarily choose to sit next to someone else? I understand that when there is only one seat open, you're going to want to take it. When people try to sit next to you on public transportation, you give them the death stare The worst is when you think you are going to have the entire space to yourself so you frantically push the "door close" button and think you're safe until you see an arm come straight in between the doors.ĭamn it - looks like this won't be a solo ride, and WTF? He's getting off at the second floor?! BS. Is there any place more awkward than an elevator? You're uncomfortably stuck in a tiny, enclosed space with people you don't know. If you've ever screamed at no one in particular that you hate people, well, look no further because I feel your pain. We lack the patience for dealing with idiots because, honestly, who has time for that? I mean, people annoy us, people piss us off and people let us down. How many times have you uttered a variation of the phrase: "I hate people"? If you don't know what I'm talking about then this would be the perfect time for you to close out of this article.įor everyone else who has yelled "I hate everyone" or "I hate everything" - well, you've come to the right place.Īs much as we don't actually mean these phrases (Or do we?), we can't stop using them.
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